Some March Horoscopes For Ya

It’s been quite the busy past few weeks but horoscopes are back! I’m sure you guys are going to need some new tunes to help process that March 12th full moon in Virgo, yikes! While you may have been overwhelmed by past traumas it is important to remember that full moons bring healing; Virgo intensifies this ability and the re-emergence was necessary for you to finally move forward.



Aries (March 20 – April 19)

Mars moved from Aries into Taurus on March 9th. Mars magnified your usual enthusiastic and persuasive nature so this transition into Taurus may have you left feeling a little drained of power. Not to worry though, Taurus will bring you a little more stability and structure especially in financial matters. Collect your bearings with Counting Crows’s 1996 Recovering the Satellites, and if that doesn’t do it for you perhaps Enya’s first album The Celts, a magical and exaggerated experience that Aries will love.


Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You’re ruled by Venus, which recently began retrograde and won’t emerge until April 15th. Lucky for you Mars is in Taurus until April 21st, which will give you the much needed fire to fight through the obstacles the retrograde may throw you. You could use a boost from the new album Everybody Works by Oakland musician Jay Som. You’ll appreciate her drive, Melina Duterte wrote, played, recorded and produced every last bit- save a some of the backing vocals. This March 10th release was recorded in three weeks from her bedroom- immediately after touring and moving into a new appartment! She admits she drew lots of inspiration for the album from Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION, the results are phenomenal.


Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Dang look at you in the spotlight earlier this month! The Sun, Mercury and Neptune were all working for you in the 10th house (of social status and fame). Come by and celebrate your explosive success with psych rock album Volcano by Temples or pick up Ed Sheeran’s  – Divide for your dual personality.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Couple of surprises hit you this month, Cancer, possibly in your home or at work. All this unpredictable energy could have you frantic you need to Chill, Dummy (i’m sorry cancer, couldn’t help myself) It’s the January release from Minneapolis’ P.O.S and I promise you’ll LOVE it. Self critical, like cancers, with tracks like “Born a Snake” and closing with 9 minutes of dense emotion-packed “Sleepdrone/superposition” which includes rapping about his recent kidney transplant as well as the murders of Mike Brown and Eric Garner. This album defies genres and features artists such as Allan Kingdom, Astronautalis and Kathleen Hanna.
Leo (July 23- August 22)

The solar eclipse in Pisces kickstarted some action in your 8th house. While much of the 8th house is hidden and mysterious to us, we do know that part of it houses other people’s money. This means you could experience a windfall, living  In Glorious Times the next few months. Stop in and pick up the album from Oakland’s prog rock/metal group Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.


Virgo (August 23-Sept 22)

Saturn has been giving you some friction for a while in your home area, Virgo. Could be your landlord or an annoying roommate but either way, you are restless and need change. You’ll be dealing with this until December so chill out and try to work out the details. Remember that all difficult things will eventually be resolved so there’s no use in stressing too hard. Come in and grab The Magnetic Fields – 50 Song Memoir, each song chronicles one year for first 50 years of Stephin Merritt’s life, passing through all those years could give you some much needed perspective.


Libra (September 22- October 22)

The full moon in Virgo appeared in your twelfth house this month. The twelfth house rules secrets so you may have discovered some shocking news or had something revealed that you were not ready to share. Either way you hate when the scale is tipped, both in this case and in general with today’s mass injustices. Blanckmass is right there with you in the powerful new album World Eater. Benjamin John Power released a statement about the content including that “Maybe subconsciously [the album] was some kind of countermeasure to restore some personal balance,”


Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

Oh wow Scorpio. The Solar eclipse at the end of February has some very intense love coming for you. Effects of eclipses last half the year so expect to be completely swept off your feet before September. What better time to buy the much loved instant classic from Selena – Dreaming Of You. Incredible album that will melt your heart and prepare you to fall fast.


Sagittarius ( November 22- December 21)

Your job is highlighted this month, Sagittarius. The transition of Mars into Taurus brings some pep and determination into your workdays while this past full moon lit up your house of careers. You’re zoomin, and would enjoy the speedy Hot Thoughts, by Spoon, still warm off the press from its 3/17 release.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

You’ve been traveling non stop haven’t you, Capricorn! Welcome back and try to settle in, you’ll need to kick back a little for the Venus retrograde. Stay local for a bit with Max Loebman’s- Wild One, one of Shuga’s own, that will loosen up your default traditional nature.


Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

The past solar eclipse in Pisces was conjunct Neptune. While this brings you a boost of creativity you’re having some trouble seeing through Neptune’s muddy waters. If you are working collaboratively make sure to really specify what you want so nothing gets lost in translation. In the meantime come pick up The Shins’ 5th album – Heartworms. This past full moon is also known as the Worm moon, aka the start of spring, when the dirt softens to allow the return of the earthworms, so watch where ya step!


Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Well Pisces, it’s been a great two years of solar eclipses with ya, February 26th brought the last one in your sign for quite a long time. Great time to look back on all the great changes and improvements you have made during this time. It may be helpful for you work through these feelings with the album Closure by Swedish artist Adna. Passionate and melancholic songs such as “Hide me in Smoke” will speak to your 12th house ruling.


New Vinyl Horoscopes (Feb 2017)


By: Raegan Bird

Aries (March 20 – April 19),

You’ve been riding a steady wave of luck this week after the lunar eclipse in fellow fire sign Leo. You’re the baby of the signs, representing a ton of child-like energy, check out the debut album of London O’Connor, O∆ (pronounced circle/triangle) on Pantone yellow vinyl. London’s self-written/ self-produced album guides you through his joys and frustrations of growing up. Plus the cover is shot by fellow young breakout artist Olivia Bee. Support today’s Youth!!!!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Your fourth House, representing your home and family, has been getting the majority of your energy this week. You may relate to the love Terrace Martin shows for his Los Angeles roots in his Velvet Portraits. While you may not be a Californian, this contemporary jazz/ R&B LP will warm up even the draft-iest of Chicago apartments.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

The eclipse on the 10th brought priority to your third house, which rules communication and writing.

The third house is ruled by Gemini anyway so your natural inclination towards connecting with others is even more magnified. Seems like a pretty good time to use the 5×7 postcard that comes with the Daedelus LP from the Baker’s Dozen series to write your best buds! Perhaps share your recent adventures or rave about how accurate your music horoscopes have been! (sorry, leo moon… I need the validation) Complete with tasty instrumental tracks such as “Old Fashioned” and “Maple Bacon” that you can’t help but share.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You’re second house is prioritised this month meaning you could be making major bank! You could find that your extra hours at work have finally paid off this paycheck. Mars is also in your 10th house until March 9th, so soak up all the attention your reputation is causing. We just got in Queen’s Greatest Hits which is always a great celebratory album, Chill out a little and let Freddie Mercury tend to both your sensitive and party side. You may also want to check out the electronic album of Jlin, Dark Lotus, it’s the plant of your sign of course.

Leo (July 23- August 22)

Whew, you really got hit with a reality check this week didn’t you leo? The eclipse on Friday was in your sign giving you a major chance to self- actualize. The 10th also marked the release of Life & Livin it by Sinkane. This funk and soul filled album honors all the highs and lows of life. You’ll also love the bright yellow album in reference to the sun, your ruling planet. These next few weeks could have you changing up your plans to catch up to your growth, why not “feel new” alongside these great tracks?

Virgo (August 23-Sept 22)

Your hidden self, because of your 12th house, is shining with the effects of the full moon. This part of your chart typically reveals the workings of your inner mind, parts that you may not show to others. Now would be a great time to take that next step in tending to your mental health. Make some personal time for yourself Virgo, clear off some floor space and put on Kid Koala & Emiliana Torrini’s Music to Draw to: Satellite. The ambient pop and soothing synth will be sure to provide you and all your houseplants with some much needed revitalization.

Libra (September 22- October 22)

Still not coming down off that Valentine’s high Libra? This feeling should stick around for a while. Perhaps treat your S.O. with the sweet tape of Beach Slang, Here I Made This For You Mixtape vol. 2. It seems your 11th house is getting all the love under the past lunar eclipse. This house rules your dreams/wishes so some of your greatest desires could be coming to you this month. We’ve got Sleep’s new album The Clarity to provide you with what you need to accept what is coming to you. We also know that you’ve got a big weakness err… i mean strength for shopping, luckily we have both red, orange and white Vinyls stocked.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

New projects and potential raises, perhaps one you were not expecting, are in store for you! Also in store is Parquet Courts’s Captive Of The Sun. While you are technically a captive of Pluto and Mars your aggressive energy pairs well with this Brooklyn based rock band. Only 550 copies this press! Get it while it’s hot!

Sagittarius ( November 22- December 21)

Saturn, the planet of long term thinking, is complementing your ruling ninth house, making your philosophies feel stable and successful. Saturn alongside Uranus and the full moon created a grand trine (giant triangle in the sky) for you this month. You may want to join along with aries for their O∆ listen to celebrate but also pick up Chevelle’s This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In) to keep your philosophical nature grounded.

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

Uranus played a major role in this Lunar eclipse, bringing you something unexpected and perhaps money related. This with Saturn, your ruling planet, and the moon are formed a trine that will bring nothing but good news to you. Saturn is a wise planet, a teacher of sorts which is what gives ya your well informed and mature persona. You deserve to get Drunk with Vic Chesnutt, overall his darkest album with hints of paranoia; It will speak to your suspicious nature but is fun enough to not bring you down.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

We’re making our way out of Aquarius season and it looks like Uranus brought you some much needed innovation! Perhaps check out the Australian metalcore album Horizons by Parkway Drive. You see ahead in a way that most of us may not, tell us what’s on the horizon!

Pisces (February 19- March 20)

You’ve been completely absorbed into your projects lately, and there’s nothing wrong with that! Get done what you need to while nodding along to the downtempo tracks of Drexciya in Lifestyles of the Laptop Cafe. The duo was quite secret about their identity for a long time and because you rule the 12th house of the hidden, you may appreciate their decision behind this.




New Vinyl Horoscopes (Feb 2017)


By: Raegan Bird

Gemini (May 21 -June 20)

The cold dreary days indoors may be getting to your head Gemini. Don’t worry, The sun is in your 9th house, aka the house of philosophy, until February 18th. Get active, reach out to others and join a new band or organization. People will be drawn to your active, go-getter attitude.

Check out Surfer Blood – Snowdonia, Tracks like Frozen will keep you motivated through the gray skies. Get out of the city if you need to. Add it to your next road trip playlist, we know you love traveling.

Cancer (June 21 -July 22)

Mars enters your 10th house on January 28th and will stay there until early March. This means success for you Cancer! You will likely feel an increase in energy towards climbing up the career ladder. While you’re up working late nights pop on Muna – About U. (The track Crying on the Bathroom Floor will deeefinitely resonate with cancers.)

Leo (July 23 -August 22)

Family and emotional health was a priority for you towards the end of January but you will need to watch out for yourself in February. The lunar eclipse happens in leo on the 10th and you may be extra effected by it. Eclipses always bring about an ending of some sort, but not always for the worst. Brace yourself, but don’t get too paranoid, put on The Avalanches – Since I Left You and get some work done on your latest creative project. Their upbeat sample-driven disco-pop is sure to keep you energized and strong. This is the cheaper black vinyl but I know you’d love to splurge on the blue one.

Virgo (August 23 -September 22)

The lunar eclipse this month will bring you some pretty vivid dreams virgo. Pick up the ambient album of Eluvium – Talk Amongst the Trees and play it as you drift into sleep and let the cosmos do the rest. Keep a journal closeby as they may lead you to some interesting discoveries.

Libra (September 23 -October 22)

Someone is standing in your way and you are pissed off about it! Fueling the fire is mars is opposite your natal Sun, this will last from February 3rd-11th. Don’t act before you think, you may need some sort of compromise. Let out that steam by listening to Iron Reagan – Crossover Ministry at max volume. Let the thrash carry your frustrations far away.

Scorpio (October 23 -November 21)

You might be feeling restless at home, set aside time to fix up your place. Throw out or donate all of the stuff you don’t need, deep clean everything and try not to sting your roommate too hard over the dirty dishes. Throw on Ron Gallo – Heavy Meta, a new release that will have you dancing with the dustbuster and a few brews.

Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21)

Hey things are looking up for you Sagittarius! As Mars moves your fifth house of love, Venus will soon follow making this month one to tell that special someone how you’re feeling. Kick off your shoes and put on Soft Machine – Live at the Paradiso. If you wanna get down this 1969 release is perfect for you. As one of the four mutable signs, you know how to go with the flow. While you’re at it pre-order Elliott Smith’s – Either / Or for yourself. It’s named after the work of Kierkegaard and Sagittarius is the philosopher of signs of course. We’ll have it in March 10th.

Capricorn (December 22 -January 19)

Mars entered your 4th house, the house of the home, on on January 28th, so you’ve been thinking a lot about your family or roots. The aggressive energy of mars will call you to action. You’re ruled by Saturn the planet of restrictions so you’re generally pretty conservative but you may have been feeling stubborn about that lately. Luckily we’ve got 2 releases by Emperor out this month, Emperor (self-titled) and Anthems to the Welkin. Guaranteed to bring some quality aggression into your home.

Aquarius (January 20 -February 18)

The new moon of January 27th brought some relief to you, use this time wisely to think of what you want to get done this year. Drops of Jupiter are transiting your beliefs corner, just in time for Train’s new album A Girl A Bottle A Boat! (okay yeah this one’s a stretch but just check it out, they did bring you your fav karaoke song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Pisces (February 19 -March 20)

It’s going to be a productive month for you Pisces! The lunar eclipse February 10th will work in your favor to close a project you have been working on for a while. Take a break and treat yourself to Moon Duo’s- Occult Architecture. You’ll appreciate it because it takes two of your favorite things, darkness and psychedelia, on an enchanting lunar exploration sure to mesmerize.

Aries (March 21 -April 19)

Mars in Aries has you feeling especially aggressive lately. You know what you want and are ready to go for it. This could be a very busy time for you but you have the energy to fuel it. With Venus moving into Aries February 3rd you’ll be happily melting into a few months of romance. Get ready, invite your honey over and drop Syl Johnson, We Do It Together on the turntable. Just in time for Valentine’s day.

Taurus (April 20 -May 20)

Mars Venus and Neptune in your 11th house of friends will have you feeling social this month. You may be busy but will have no problem getting together friends to discuss what’s on your mind. Have a potluck and start up Black Sabath – The Ultimate Collection, sure to appeal to your senses.

September Horoscopes


Libra (September 23 – October 22)

True WidowAvvolgere


As a Libra you’re all about your fam. This album has enough tone to be your new family. Get lost in dope ambient riffs and let the little sleuth inside you run free trying to figure out what pedals and amps were used in the making of this record.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Sting – …All The Time


You may have hit your breaking point at times this month. You may have been on the bus or train and didn’t want people to stand so close to you. You may have even put on the red light when talking to a coworker. Your hard work and dedication will eventually be rewarded because this album features a live performance of “Every Breath You Take”!!!!!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

S U R V I V E – RR7349


You love traveling and experiencing something that may seem foreign. The guys that made this album created the gosh darn Stranger Things soundtrack – so travel to the upside down and do kick flips with the demogorgon while blaring this album.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Big JesusOneric


As a Capricorn you are very articulate and often times over analyze a situation. This album is perfect because it’ll leave you guessing if Billy Corgan is really playing guitar or if Silversun Pickups maybe high fived each member of this band. Listen to songs like “Fader” while feeling angsty and wearing plaid.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Katie DeyFlood Network


This month may have been not too chill for you at first. There may have been a lot of things going on and you may have been like “whoa”. That’s why this album is perfect for you. There’s a lot of textures, like at least ten. If it were a gum, it’d be trident layers. Use your curious lil brain to analyze every sound interlude in this album.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)



Alex G is a sad guy, you’re a sad fish.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Soft CellThe Art Of Falling Apart


This month may have been a little chaotic for you, it may have even “fallen apart” time to time. You may have had to make a lot of detrimental decisions – like how many synth effects to use in one song. Listen to tracks like “Where the Heart Is”. It features hard-hitting tones and an effect that I think was featured in a Wisconsin Dells waterpark commercial – it’ll speak to your sporty side.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Suicidal TendenciesWorld Gone Mad


Your month started out right, you may have even “clapped like Ozzy” (listen to the first track to get this plz). The stubborn thrash tone of this album will speak to you. Listen to songs like “The Struggle is Real” when your mom won’t get you a Pepsi – just one Pepsi.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Bon Iver22, A Million


You may have felt a burst of creativity this month, Gemini. This album is perfect because Bon Iver probably lost his guitar somewhere in his cabin and managed to craft an amazing album using a vocoder, so you can probs relate. Put this album on while trying to

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Black Eyed Peas Elephunk


As an emotional lil crab, you may have been left questioning, “Where is the Love” this month. You may have messed with the funk a little too much. This album will take you back to a simpler time – a time where “shut up” was sampled for a song. Just throw this record on and keep runnin runnin into the next month.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Preoccupations (aka Viet Cong) – S/T


As a Leo you’re very forward thinking and commit to what you love. This album managed to pull off some spooky darkwave sounds in a tateful way. As a lil thinker, you may be wondering what the Psychedelic Furs may have sounded like in modern times. Pick up this album and seeeee!!!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

YGStill Brazy (Deluxe)


You may have encountered several challenges this month, but you did you. You may have even “did your dance, cuffed your pants, and twisted your fingers with your hands”. Listen to this album while not going to LA.


July Music Horoscopes


Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Original Soundtrack / Cliff Martinez – Drive

You are a sensitive lil’ guy, just like Ryan Gosling. Don’t let those everyday annoyances get to you. You are a real human bean, and this album will be a perfect pick-me-up to help remind you of this.  Put on your sick crab back patch track jacket and listen to this tender album “forever ever”.


Leo (July 23- August 22)Leo

Boris – Pink

Venus moves from retrograde to the tennis courts this month, providing you with eventful and productive weeks. As a Leo, you are forward thinking and creative, and this album will do anything but BORE you. Enter the tone zone and cross some more things off your to do list.




Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The Avalanches – Wildflower

At least ten space things are in retrograde causing you to feel not one hunned. You may have spent some quiet days alone, and this album is perfect as it kinda sounds like people are having chill convos with you. The album is very methodical, and you are very precise. Put this album on before a planned nap.


Libra (September 23 – October 22)libra

Car Seat Headrest – Teens Of Denial

“You have no right to be depressed” this month, and the first track on this album will help you remember this. You definitely love talking teams and this album reminds you that “friends are better with”…you’ll just have to listen to the track to find out.



Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)Scorpio

TTNG – Disappointment

As a Scorpio you are very precise, you also probably like math – so listen to this math rock.  Throughout the month you were able to put forth some energy, like the stamina put towards the twinkly riffs featured in this album. Songs like “There’s no ‘I’ in Time” will help you question whether you like spices or the continuation of existence. THINK ABOUT IT.


Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)Sagittarius

Bat For Lashes – The Bride

As Big Star approaches September,you may be reflectingon past loves. This sad album about love and stuff will help you get through this time. The songs are v soft and fragile, just like your heart. Blare the song “Land’s End” while shopping at Land’s End. Who knows, you may not be “Honeymooning Alone” for too long.


Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)capricorn

Omni – Deluxe

This month may have stressed you out a bit, Capricorn. You’re very professional, but you may have wanted to throw your arms up in grief. Put this album on to help people mistake your room pacing and jittery nods for sweet dance moves.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Aquarius

The All-American Rejects – When The World Comes Down

This month may have been a lil’ rough for you, Aquarius, some might even say, “it gave you hell”.  “You wake up every evening, with a big smile on your face,” and even though you’ve been working hard, your plans may not  have panned out the way you expected. This album will be perfect because it’s got some sad songs but it also some middle school bangers, which is perfect for your soft yet energetic personality.


Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

BadBadNotGood – IVpieces

This month you probs were trying to do you and someone just didn’t get it, like when you dyed your hair like Gerard Way and your parents were oblivious. This BadBadNotGood album is perfect to reflect your possible bad, bad, not good month. When you’re having a not so great day,play this album with its soothing tones and upbeat, game show-esque vibes.  You may not have felt like speaking up, which is totally cool, this album has a solid mixture of instrumentals and raspy vocals.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Blink 182 – CaliforniaAries

Yo Aries, the stars have aligned and Tom Delonge has returned from doing space things to deliver this album to your hometown. The drum parts featured in this album will be perfect for keeping your heart rate up, fueling your fast-paced lifestyle. You may have had some trouble compromising this month, and there’s nothing quite as stubborn as some dudes still trying to make pop-punk a thing, so listen to this album!



Taurus (April 20- May 20)

These Arms Are Snakes – Tail Shallower and Dove

As a Taurus, you’re kinda headstrong,and that hasn’t changed this month.This album can bring some brutal riffs and the vocals are a little harsh.Put on the song “Lucifer” when your roommate doesn’t take out the trash.



Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Electric Light Orchestra – Time

As a Gemini, you may be a little indecisive and go back and forth with your music taste. This month, as the stars were doin’ some stuff in the sky, you may have felt tired and groggy. This album may start off a little slow, but then it sounds like your dad doing a sick transformers’ impression.