Some March Horoscopes For Ya

It’s been quite the busy past few weeks but horoscopes are back! I’m sure you guys are going to need some new tunes to help process that March 12th full moon in Virgo, yikes! While you may have been overwhelmed by past traumas it is important to remember that full moons bring healing; Virgo intensifies this ability and the re-emergence was necessary for you to finally move forward.



Aries (March 20 – April 19)

Mars moved from Aries into Taurus on March 9th. Mars magnified your usual enthusiastic and persuasive nature so this transition into Taurus may have you left feeling a little drained of power. Not to worry though, Taurus will bring you a little more stability and structure especially in financial matters. Collect your bearings with Counting Crows’s 1996 Recovering the Satellites, and if that doesn’t do it for you perhaps Enya’s first album The Celts, a magical and exaggerated experience that Aries will love.


Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You’re ruled by Venus, which recently began retrograde and won’t emerge until April 15th. Lucky for you Mars is in Taurus until April 21st, which will give you the much needed fire to fight through the obstacles the retrograde may throw you. You could use a boost from the new album Everybody Works by Oakland musician Jay Som. You’ll appreciate her drive, Melina Duterte wrote, played, recorded and produced every last bit- save a some of the backing vocals. This March 10th release was recorded in three weeks from her bedroom- immediately after touring and moving into a new appartment! She admits she drew lots of inspiration for the album from Carly Rae Jepsen’s E•MO•TION, the results are phenomenal.


Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Dang look at you in the spotlight earlier this month! The Sun, Mercury and Neptune were all working for you in the 10th house (of social status and fame). Come by and celebrate your explosive success with psych rock album Volcano by Temples or pick up Ed Sheeran’s  – Divide for your dual personality.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Couple of surprises hit you this month, Cancer, possibly in your home or at work. All this unpredictable energy could have you frantic you need to Chill, Dummy (i’m sorry cancer, couldn’t help myself) It’s the January release from Minneapolis’ P.O.S and I promise you’ll LOVE it. Self critical, like cancers, with tracks like “Born a Snake” and closing with 9 minutes of dense emotion-packed “Sleepdrone/superposition” which includes rapping about his recent kidney transplant as well as the murders of Mike Brown and Eric Garner. This album defies genres and features artists such as Allan Kingdom, Astronautalis and Kathleen Hanna.
Leo (July 23- August 22)

The solar eclipse in Pisces kickstarted some action in your 8th house. While much of the 8th house is hidden and mysterious to us, we do know that part of it houses other people’s money. This means you could experience a windfall, living  In Glorious Times the next few months. Stop in and pick up the album from Oakland’s prog rock/metal group Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.


Virgo (August 23-Sept 22)

Saturn has been giving you some friction for a while in your home area, Virgo. Could be your landlord or an annoying roommate but either way, you are restless and need change. You’ll be dealing with this until December so chill out and try to work out the details. Remember that all difficult things will eventually be resolved so there’s no use in stressing too hard. Come in and grab The Magnetic Fields – 50 Song Memoir, each song chronicles one year for first 50 years of Stephin Merritt’s life, passing through all those years could give you some much needed perspective.


Libra (September 22- October 22)

The full moon in Virgo appeared in your twelfth house this month. The twelfth house rules secrets so you may have discovered some shocking news or had something revealed that you were not ready to share. Either way you hate when the scale is tipped, both in this case and in general with today’s mass injustices. Blanckmass is right there with you in the powerful new album World Eater. Benjamin John Power released a statement about the content including that “Maybe subconsciously [the album] was some kind of countermeasure to restore some personal balance,”


Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

Oh wow Scorpio. The Solar eclipse at the end of February has some very intense love coming for you. Effects of eclipses last half the year so expect to be completely swept off your feet before September. What better time to buy the much loved instant classic from Selena – Dreaming Of You. Incredible album that will melt your heart and prepare you to fall fast.


Sagittarius ( November 22- December 21)

Your job is highlighted this month, Sagittarius. The transition of Mars into Taurus brings some pep and determination into your workdays while this past full moon lit up your house of careers. You’re zoomin, and would enjoy the speedy Hot Thoughts, by Spoon, still warm off the press from its 3/17 release.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

You’ve been traveling non stop haven’t you, Capricorn! Welcome back and try to settle in, you’ll need to kick back a little for the Venus retrograde. Stay local for a bit with Max Loebman’s- Wild One, one of Shuga’s own, that will loosen up your default traditional nature.


Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

The past solar eclipse in Pisces was conjunct Neptune. While this brings you a boost of creativity you’re having some trouble seeing through Neptune’s muddy waters. If you are working collaboratively make sure to really specify what you want so nothing gets lost in translation. In the meantime come pick up The Shins’ 5th album – Heartworms. This past full moon is also known as the Worm moon, aka the start of spring, when the dirt softens to allow the return of the earthworms, so watch where ya step!


Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Well Pisces, it’s been a great two years of solar eclipses with ya, February 26th brought the last one in your sign for quite a long time. Great time to look back on all the great changes and improvements you have made during this time. It may be helpful for you work through these feelings with the album Closure by Swedish artist Adna. Passionate and melancholic songs such as “Hide me in Smoke” will speak to your 12th house ruling.


New Vinyl Horoscopes (Feb 2017)


By: Raegan Bird

Gemini (May 21 -June 20)

The cold dreary days indoors may be getting to your head Gemini. Don’t worry, The sun is in your 9th house, aka the house of philosophy, until February 18th. Get active, reach out to others and join a new band or organization. People will be drawn to your active, go-getter attitude.

Check out Surfer Blood – Snowdonia, Tracks like Frozen will keep you motivated through the gray skies. Get out of the city if you need to. Add it to your next road trip playlist, we know you love traveling.

Cancer (June 21 -July 22)

Mars enters your 10th house on January 28th and will stay there until early March. This means success for you Cancer! You will likely feel an increase in energy towards climbing up the career ladder. While you’re up working late nights pop on Muna – About U. (The track Crying on the Bathroom Floor will deeefinitely resonate with cancers.)

Leo (July 23 -August 22)

Family and emotional health was a priority for you towards the end of January but you will need to watch out for yourself in February. The lunar eclipse happens in leo on the 10th and you may be extra effected by it. Eclipses always bring about an ending of some sort, but not always for the worst. Brace yourself, but don’t get too paranoid, put on The Avalanches – Since I Left You and get some work done on your latest creative project. Their upbeat sample-driven disco-pop is sure to keep you energized and strong. This is the cheaper black vinyl but I know you’d love to splurge on the blue one.

Virgo (August 23 -September 22)

The lunar eclipse this month will bring you some pretty vivid dreams virgo. Pick up the ambient album of Eluvium – Talk Amongst the Trees and play it as you drift into sleep and let the cosmos do the rest. Keep a journal closeby as they may lead you to some interesting discoveries.

Libra (September 23 -October 22)

Someone is standing in your way and you are pissed off about it! Fueling the fire is mars is opposite your natal Sun, this will last from February 3rd-11th. Don’t act before you think, you may need some sort of compromise. Let out that steam by listening to Iron Reagan – Crossover Ministry at max volume. Let the thrash carry your frustrations far away.

Scorpio (October 23 -November 21)

You might be feeling restless at home, set aside time to fix up your place. Throw out or donate all of the stuff you don’t need, deep clean everything and try not to sting your roommate too hard over the dirty dishes. Throw on Ron Gallo – Heavy Meta, a new release that will have you dancing with the dustbuster and a few brews.

Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21)

Hey things are looking up for you Sagittarius! As Mars moves your fifth house of love, Venus will soon follow making this month one to tell that special someone how you’re feeling. Kick off your shoes and put on Soft Machine – Live at the Paradiso. If you wanna get down this 1969 release is perfect for you. As one of the four mutable signs, you know how to go with the flow. While you’re at it pre-order Elliott Smith’s – Either / Or for yourself. It’s named after the work of Kierkegaard and Sagittarius is the philosopher of signs of course. We’ll have it in March 10th.

Capricorn (December 22 -January 19)

Mars entered your 4th house, the house of the home, on on January 28th, so you’ve been thinking a lot about your family or roots. The aggressive energy of mars will call you to action. You’re ruled by Saturn the planet of restrictions so you’re generally pretty conservative but you may have been feeling stubborn about that lately. Luckily we’ve got 2 releases by Emperor out this month, Emperor (self-titled) and Anthems to the Welkin. Guaranteed to bring some quality aggression into your home.

Aquarius (January 20 -February 18)

The new moon of January 27th brought some relief to you, use this time wisely to think of what you want to get done this year. Drops of Jupiter are transiting your beliefs corner, just in time for Train’s new album A Girl A Bottle A Boat! (okay yeah this one’s a stretch but just check it out, they did bring you your fav karaoke song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Pisces (February 19 -March 20)

It’s going to be a productive month for you Pisces! The lunar eclipse February 10th will work in your favor to close a project you have been working on for a while. Take a break and treat yourself to Moon Duo’s- Occult Architecture. You’ll appreciate it because it takes two of your favorite things, darkness and psychedelia, on an enchanting lunar exploration sure to mesmerize.

Aries (March 21 -April 19)

Mars in Aries has you feeling especially aggressive lately. You know what you want and are ready to go for it. This could be a very busy time for you but you have the energy to fuel it. With Venus moving into Aries February 3rd you’ll be happily melting into a few months of romance. Get ready, invite your honey over and drop Syl Johnson, We Do It Together on the turntable. Just in time for Valentine’s day.

Taurus (April 20 -May 20)

Mars Venus and Neptune in your 11th house of friends will have you feeling social this month. You may be busy but will have no problem getting together friends to discuss what’s on your mind. Have a potluck and start up Black Sabath – The Ultimate Collection, sure to appeal to your senses.