New Vinyl Horoscopes (Feb 2017)


By: Raegan Bird

Gemini (May 21 -June 20)

The cold dreary days indoors may be getting to your head Gemini. Don’t worry, The sun is in your 9th house, aka the house of philosophy, until February 18th. Get active, reach out to others and join a new band or organization. People will be drawn to your active, go-getter attitude.

Check out Surfer Blood – Snowdonia, Tracks like Frozen will keep you motivated through the gray skies. Get out of the city if you need to. Add it to your next road trip playlist, we know you love traveling.

Cancer (June 21 -July 22)

Mars enters your 10th house on January 28th and will stay there until early March. This means success for you Cancer! You will likely feel an increase in energy towards climbing up the career ladder. While you’re up working late nights pop on Muna – About U. (The track Crying on the Bathroom Floor will deeefinitely resonate with cancers.)

Leo (July 23 -August 22)

Family and emotional health was a priority for you towards the end of January but you will need to watch out for yourself in February. The lunar eclipse happens in leo on the 10th and you may be extra effected by it. Eclipses always bring about an ending of some sort, but not always for the worst. Brace yourself, but don’t get too paranoid, put on The Avalanches – Since I Left You and get some work done on your latest creative project. Their upbeat sample-driven disco-pop is sure to keep you energized and strong. This is the cheaper black vinyl but I know you’d love to splurge on the blue one.

Virgo (August 23 -September 22)

The lunar eclipse this month will bring you some pretty vivid dreams virgo. Pick up the ambient album of Eluvium – Talk Amongst the Trees and play it as you drift into sleep and let the cosmos do the rest. Keep a journal closeby as they may lead you to some interesting discoveries.

Libra (September 23 -October 22)

Someone is standing in your way and you are pissed off about it! Fueling the fire is mars is opposite your natal Sun, this will last from February 3rd-11th. Don’t act before you think, you may need some sort of compromise. Let out that steam by listening to Iron Reagan – Crossover Ministry at max volume. Let the thrash carry your frustrations far away.

Scorpio (October 23 -November 21)

You might be feeling restless at home, set aside time to fix up your place. Throw out or donate all of the stuff you don’t need, deep clean everything and try not to sting your roommate too hard over the dirty dishes. Throw on Ron Gallo – Heavy Meta, a new release that will have you dancing with the dustbuster and a few brews.

Sagittarius (November 22 -December 21)

Hey things are looking up for you Sagittarius! As Mars moves your fifth house of love, Venus will soon follow making this month one to tell that special someone how you’re feeling. Kick off your shoes and put on Soft Machine – Live at the Paradiso. If you wanna get down this 1969 release is perfect for you. As one of the four mutable signs, you know how to go with the flow. While you’re at it pre-order Elliott Smith’s – Either / Or for yourself. It’s named after the work of Kierkegaard and Sagittarius is the philosopher of signs of course. We’ll have it in March 10th.

Capricorn (December 22 -January 19)

Mars entered your 4th house, the house of the home, on on January 28th, so you’ve been thinking a lot about your family or roots. The aggressive energy of mars will call you to action. You’re ruled by Saturn the planet of restrictions so you’re generally pretty conservative but you may have been feeling stubborn about that lately. Luckily we’ve got 2 releases by Emperor out this month, Emperor (self-titled) and Anthems to the Welkin. Guaranteed to bring some quality aggression into your home.

Aquarius (January 20 -February 18)

The new moon of January 27th brought some relief to you, use this time wisely to think of what you want to get done this year. Drops of Jupiter are transiting your beliefs corner, just in time for Train’s new album A Girl A Bottle A Boat! (okay yeah this one’s a stretch but just check it out, they did bring you your fav karaoke song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Pisces (February 19 -March 20)

It’s going to be a productive month for you Pisces! The lunar eclipse February 10th will work in your favor to close a project you have been working on for a while. Take a break and treat yourself to Moon Duo’s- Occult Architecture. You’ll appreciate it because it takes two of your favorite things, darkness and psychedelia, on an enchanting lunar exploration sure to mesmerize.

Aries (March 21 -April 19)

Mars in Aries has you feeling especially aggressive lately. You know what you want and are ready to go for it. This could be a very busy time for you but you have the energy to fuel it. With Venus moving into Aries February 3rd you’ll be happily melting into a few months of romance. Get ready, invite your honey over and drop Syl Johnson, We Do It Together on the turntable. Just in time for Valentine’s day.

Taurus (April 20 -May 20)

Mars Venus and Neptune in your 11th house of friends will have you feeling social this month. You may be busy but will have no problem getting together friends to discuss what’s on your mind. Have a potluck and start up Black Sabath – The Ultimate Collection, sure to appeal to your senses.

July Music Horoscopes


Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Original Soundtrack / Cliff Martinez – Drive

You are a sensitive lil’ guy, just like Ryan Gosling. Don’t let those everyday annoyances get to you. You are a real human bean, and this album will be a perfect pick-me-up to help remind you of this.  Put on your sick crab back patch track jacket and listen to this tender album “forever ever”.


Leo (July 23- August 22)Leo

Boris – Pink

Venus moves from retrograde to the tennis courts this month, providing you with eventful and productive weeks. As a Leo, you are forward thinking and creative, and this album will do anything but BORE you. Enter the tone zone and cross some more things off your to do list.




Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The Avalanches – Wildflower

At least ten space things are in retrograde causing you to feel not one hunned. You may have spent some quiet days alone, and this album is perfect as it kinda sounds like people are having chill convos with you. The album is very methodical, and you are very precise. Put this album on before a planned nap.


Libra (September 23 – October 22)libra

Car Seat Headrest – Teens Of Denial

“You have no right to be depressed” this month, and the first track on this album will help you remember this. You definitely love talking teams and this album reminds you that “friends are better with”…you’ll just have to listen to the track to find out.



Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)Scorpio

TTNG – Disappointment

As a Scorpio you are very precise, you also probably like math – so listen to this math rock.  Throughout the month you were able to put forth some energy, like the stamina put towards the twinkly riffs featured in this album. Songs like “There’s no ‘I’ in Time” will help you question whether you like spices or the continuation of existence. THINK ABOUT IT.


Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)Sagittarius

Bat For Lashes – The Bride

As Big Star approaches September,you may be reflectingon past loves. This sad album about love and stuff will help you get through this time. The songs are v soft and fragile, just like your heart. Blare the song “Land’s End” while shopping at Land’s End. Who knows, you may not be “Honeymooning Alone” for too long.


Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)capricorn

Omni – Deluxe

This month may have stressed you out a bit, Capricorn. You’re very professional, but you may have wanted to throw your arms up in grief. Put this album on to help people mistake your room pacing and jittery nods for sweet dance moves.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Aquarius

The All-American Rejects – When The World Comes Down

This month may have been a lil’ rough for you, Aquarius, some might even say, “it gave you hell”.  “You wake up every evening, with a big smile on your face,” and even though you’ve been working hard, your plans may not  have panned out the way you expected. This album will be perfect because it’s got some sad songs but it also some middle school bangers, which is perfect for your soft yet energetic personality.


Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

BadBadNotGood – IVpieces

This month you probs were trying to do you and someone just didn’t get it, like when you dyed your hair like Gerard Way and your parents were oblivious. This BadBadNotGood album is perfect to reflect your possible bad, bad, not good month. When you’re having a not so great day,play this album with its soothing tones and upbeat, game show-esque vibes.  You may not have felt like speaking up, which is totally cool, this album has a solid mixture of instrumentals and raspy vocals.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Blink 182 – CaliforniaAries

Yo Aries, the stars have aligned and Tom Delonge has returned from doing space things to deliver this album to your hometown. The drum parts featured in this album will be perfect for keeping your heart rate up, fueling your fast-paced lifestyle. You may have had some trouble compromising this month, and there’s nothing quite as stubborn as some dudes still trying to make pop-punk a thing, so listen to this album!



Taurus (April 20- May 20)

These Arms Are Snakes – Tail Shallower and Dove

As a Taurus, you’re kinda headstrong,and that hasn’t changed this month.This album can bring some brutal riffs and the vocals are a little harsh.Put on the song “Lucifer” when your roommate doesn’t take out the trash.



Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Electric Light Orchestra – Time

As a Gemini, you may be a little indecisive and go back and forth with your music taste. This month, as the stars were doin’ some stuff in the sky, you may have felt tired and groggy. This album may start off a little slow, but then it sounds like your dad doing a sick transformers’ impression.